- not even a girl trying to fall off the roof could ruin that party
- thank you to the cops who were surprisingly chill about it
- FUCK Fayetteville, NC and all of your unnecessarily slow establishments
- I am not very good at pool
- Robert on the other hand is quite good
- falling asleep to The Beach Boys is downright lovely
- quarries are fun and logs that act as rafts are even better
- everyone go and see Monsters University
- and go buy Animal Crossing
- as it turns out the Spanish station on the radio plays salsa music well into the night
- I think the worst is over and I think I am happy about that
